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This won't be controversial at all (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 4 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

I got constantly down-voted in that cesspool for stating things like that. I like my librem for work, it's really just a mini laptop and still use an iphone for calls and watching anime.

And you know it's things like getting constant reminders that your cloud is full, don't worry I know it's not with that one bug bringing pictures of my exes back. It's 900 days since you backed up your files! It's been years and you can't get the message that I won't be paying you money for your cloud crap? Insanity. Or let's update to having more shit you don't need! And kill your battery and slow your phone down. Didn't update? Well we still did a soft update.

It was cool to get a apple 4s, now it's like what year is it? meh I don't care. And basically having a tablet sucks. I held my 12 mini recently and I was like wow; broke my finger so holding the tablet phones sucks. And I don't need 50 MB photos.

The settings menu is a myriad like andriod now, I don't need a labyrinth of settings.

Now that I think about it Tim Apple is a fan of eating ass, so we get to experience it as well! /s

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  • [–] 12 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

    My government issued transgender girlfriend got a job working at the post office and callls me cringe for the fact I served in the US Army. She has a Motorola Signature 27.

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  • [–] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

    Oh.

    So that's what they use selective service for when you're trans.

    Since I'm not "allowed" in the military for being a tranny, they'll instead draft me to be a veteran's fleshlight.

    What a strange dystopia this timeline has been turning out to be...

    Here are your available life choices:

    Be a GI Joe,
    Be a GI Girlfriend,
    Go to prison and be slave labor.

    Because let's not kid ourselves: this is why vagrancy laws exist. It's illegal to be homeless don't you know? Once you get locked up for the first time for being homeless, now you have a criminal record which means you're unemployable! You will never afford rent anywhere so you'll be locked up a few more times as a vagrancy repeat-offender. As a repeat-offender, you run afoul of laws similar to the "three strikes" policy and you'll cease being eligible to EVER live outside a prison.

    It all points to prison, military, or getting sex-trafficked.

    Which is to say,

    It all points to labor slavery, combat slavery, or sex slavery.

    It's slavery all the way down.

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  • [–] 1 point 20 hours ago (1 child)

    There's one simple trick to avoid all of this shit, leave the US and go to Columbia, they don't have vagrancy laws there. Hitch hike to Mexico, then pass through Central America until you reach Panama City. Then you need to cross the Darien Gap, this is about a 100 kilometers of roadless jungle that lies between Columbia and Panama. Wether you die or survive, you will be free.

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  • [–] 1 point 23 hours ago (2 children)

    Lol I don't know what to think on that. Looking at the phone, got enough cameras? Is there one that goes into your pants?

    But I do think people get too much flack for enlisting; I know a lot of people that they had a choice of enlist or go to prison or become homeless.

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