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[–] 88 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Conversation with the wife:

"Are you pregnant?"

"No"

"Well some asshole left his trash on my windshield. And can you believe that a 3 course meal from a midrange restaurant costs $300 now?? WTF."

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  • [–] 6 points 15 hours ago

    Yeah, random stuff happens and normal people don't assume something like a pregnant mistress.

    One time someone left a few roses under my windshield at work on valentine's day. I assume someone mistook my car for someone else's, not that I had some secret admirer who wanted to do a pointlessly anonymous gesture.

    One time someone let out the air from one of my tires overnight in my driveway, for no apparent reason and it caused me mild annoyance.

    Anyway, fake internet story for fake internet points.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I think the implication would be that an angry mistress left it

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