In general, making things look like something it's not just feels wrong. Unironically painting plaster walls to look like stone or brick comes to mind - you're ruining the plaster.

Polished concrete is way underrated.

TBH, I'm a sucker for the ceramic tiles that have a bit of wood grain. I think it's because you can easily tell it's not real wood because it's cold, but the ceramic gives it a comfy hefty and the wood look gives visual interest and a texture that improves texture.

The plastic fake wood is convenient. It came with my kitchen and is both water resistant and easy to clean. I'm not sure what I'd go with if I redid my floor.

that shit has a layer that is literally printed onto a thin sheet of vinyl.

Wood is not good for longevity, especially in a hot and humid location near the ocean. These full vinyl planks will survive a lot of abuse in addition to the environemnt. Do they have to lool like wood, no, but what should they look like?