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[–] 14 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Or you gotta piss like a racehorse.

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