When I see a cum skinned person I actually just shit out my doodoo ass, and it’s not the solid kind. It’s a wet nasty shit that more water like than anything else. It’s almost like when a mayo skin walks by it sucks out all the fiber from my gut, and then there’s nothing else for it to do but squirt out my butt and onto the floor.

I always make sure to lock eyes with them so they know that this is THEIR fault. I will NEVER run home to clean my dookie pants because I will NEVER GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT