President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon to change the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” his latest escalation as he engages in a tense trade war with Canada.

“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,” Trump said from the Oval Office. “We have a gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean. So, maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.”

Surrounded by large maps of the Great Lakes, Trump said the name change was “effective immediately,” and that his staff had “filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.” A White House aide claimed the lake “has most of its volume in the United States” and that the “deepest parts” are in US territory.

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[–] 222 points 3 days ago (6 children)

The dumbest fucking timeline

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  • [–] 68 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

    Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen," including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.

    Doctor: Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

    Patient: The Aladeen news?

    Doctor: You are HIV-Aladeen

    https://youtu.be/NYJ2w82WifU?

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  • [–] 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Hey, remove that is= from the URL, it's leaking your Google ID.

    Also, change this setting so it stops leaking your ID whenever you share a link.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    i've been manually removing them, but for some reason I don't seem to get the option like in the screenshot :/ urggg

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago

    It's best to still manually remove them so you don't leak tracking info. Google still sticks the tracking ID at the end, they just don't show your name to the world if you have it disabled.

    Also good to turn off the share ID setting just in case you forget.

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    That is effing amazing.

    Who is this guy?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Be happy it's not Trump Lake. He's put his name on everything he can in this country. Just like a good dictator.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I love how he got minorly blocked from literally chiseling his name into the Kennedy Center, so now he's talking about demoing the whole thing. True abuser mentality - if I can't have it, nobody can have it.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I only just realized he renamed an airport after himself. Like, what the fuck did you do to deserve that?

    He truly is envious of the authoritarians leaders in other countries.

    I know people joke, but I truly hope he lives lot enough to see his legacy dismantled.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago

    He lives close to it. That's all. My wife wants to take a cruise. I told her I will drive 1000 miles before I fly into Trump Airport.

    Fuck Trump. Fuck Florida. Fuck Florida voters. I'll be honest sometimes I root for global warming to drown that useless fucking swamp under the waves.

    /pardon my fucking French

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Just tell yourself that at the same time this was happening, the smartest people working for the Canadian government were planning how to best sanction all the red and swing states to deliver the most hurt.

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