President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon to change the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” his latest escalation as he engages in a tense trade war with Canada.

“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,” Trump said from the Oval Office. “We have a gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean. So, maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.”

Surrounded by large maps of the Great Lakes, Trump said the name change was “effective immediately,” and that his staff had “filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.” A White House aide claimed the lake “has most of its volume in the United States” and that the “deepest parts” are in US territory.

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[–] 68 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen," including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.

Doctor: Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

Patient: The Aladeen news?

Doctor: You are HIV-Aladeen

https://youtu.be/NYJ2w82WifU?

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  • [–] 65 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Hey, remove that is= from the URL, it's leaking your Google ID.

    Also, change this setting so it stops leaking your ID whenever you share a link.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    i've been manually removing them, but for some reason I don't seem to get the option like in the screenshot :/ urggg

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  • [–] 10 points 4 days ago

    It's best to still manually remove them so you don't leak tracking info. Google still sticks the tracking ID at the end, they just don't show your name to the world if you have it disabled.

    Also good to turn off the share ID setting just in case you forget.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago* (3 children)

    That is effing amazing.

    Who is this guy?

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