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[–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Just try to buy something on it?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

    You assume the dungeon has WiFi or mobile signal.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (6 children)

    We are in 2026 I'm pretty sure there are vending machines and ATMs there now

    Edit: please ignore this stupid comment I just woke up and I don't know what I'm saying

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    No, no. I want to hear more about the vending machines and ATMs in dungeons.

    Are they the actual loot or do they teleport the stuff from a safer place?
    Do the ATMs hand out cash or coins?
    Can I get some instant healing for a fee when running away from monsters?
    Is the fee subject to dynamic pricing?
    Actually, how high is the margin? Is there a wizard that casually TPs to compete with a slightly lower prices?
    Are there reverse vending machines to sell the loot without coming back to town?
    Do some people just live in the dungeons, getting whatever they need from the vending machines?
    Can the monsters use the vending machines?\

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Probably some underpaid employee comes every week to refill the machines

    Whether it's coin or cash I guess it will depend on which ATM and which bank you're using

    No you can't get instant healing currently since that machine was broken and we are waiting for the IT department to send a technician

    Since the adventurers guild is a bunch of communist losers the prices are legally fixed by the government after countless strikes and demonstrations

    Every few levels there's an old wizard running a kiosk where you can get stuff cheaper

    No reverse vending machine, the government deemed it illegal under monopoly/antitrust laws as whoever gets to control the selling machines can control the entire dungeon economy, but you can some times sell to a wizards kiosk and if you found coins or money you can deposit them at an ATM

    The dungeons are still dangerous so nobody wants to live there but I would imagine some small communities or commercial centres and motels in some safe levels

    And yes anyone can use a vending machine if they can pay this is capitalism after all

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    There is a whole show on this with 3 seasons. 🀣

    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Wander Through the Labyrinth

    Not the best but least original.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Well it has credit cards so why wouldn't it?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    It may have been set up in the decades where cc exist but WiFi wasn't commonplace.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I would be shocked if the carriers hadnt installed an active DAS just to ensure they meet regulatory coverage compliance, but at the very least the dungeon management would want to be implementing an effective wireless solution to ensure dungeon users are happy and staff can have access to operational information. They could also use it for tracking staff and monitoring dungeon utilisation.

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