The painful part is that i found it to be true. It almost works like my ADHD meds for social interactions. Finally able to sit still for more than 5 minutes, finally able to listen to something that is not 100% engaging, finalky my brain just shuts for a bit and lets me be - and likewise, everyone else who drinks gets a little more antsy, excitable and accepting of unusual behavior.

Gimme a two-beer-pill without the side effects of consuming addictive poison please.