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I'm new to this (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 28 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Drink exactly 2 beers

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Takes a sip of beer #3 uh-oh

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "i drank my second beer ten minutes ago, so that means I'm probably about 1.9 beers, I'll open this one to top up back to 2.0"

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The painful part is that i found it to be true. It almost works like my ADHD meds for social interactions. Finally able to sit still for more than 5 minutes, finally able to listen to something that is not 100% engaging, finalky my brain just shuts for a bit and lets me be - and likewise, everyone else who drinks gets a little more antsy, excitable and accepting of unusual behavior.

    Gimme a two-beer-pill without the side effects of consuming addictive poison please.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Gimme a two-beer-pill without the side effects of consuming addictive poison please.

    Pretty sure this was the idea of synthehol in Star Trek TNG. I read an article on "what would that entail, pharmacologically?".

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