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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

I hate to admit how long this took me.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I don't get it? Is it because I'm not a native speaker? Is it because I'm too old?

[-] iilwl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago

Head, shoulders, "Nissan toes" (knees and toes).

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago

but.... those are toe nails, not just toes...

[-] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nissan is pronounced here like (N)"is an" [idiot]. So this is hard for us.

[-] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 4 points 14 hours ago

And what is this saying (song?) attributed to?

I don’t have kids and still don’t get it..some sorta nursery rhyme?

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Very young kid's song. Kids tap or point at the body part when singing.

Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

Eyes and ears and nose and mouth!

Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 hours ago

Um. It's mouth and nose, actually

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

You're right, I mixed that up. Whoopsies.

[-] nailingjello@piefed.zip 3 points 13 hours ago
[-] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml -1 points 13 hours ago

..yeah not gonna do it

thanks though, now it makes sense but this really shoulda been posted on dadjokes

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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