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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 111 points 1 day ago (8 children) Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (1 child) let girls have him fun permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 44 points 1 day ago Make of that what you will. permalink fedilink source parent [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children) Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days. Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago I think he was slut contextualizing permalink fedilink source parent [–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 child) she fucked them both on the same day https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 child) Good for her. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 hours ago (1 child) One of them murdered her, so probably not that good... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 hours ago Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders. permalink fedilink source parent [–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 22 hours ago I'm not shaming her for being a slut, I'm shaming her for being so basic she can't use birth control properly permalink fedilink source parent [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 1 point 1 day ago (1 child) That's not how that math works... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus -7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children) If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter? Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago You can get pregnant the day after ovulation. Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period) [edit] more clear language on timing of second load permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent [+] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -6 points 1 day ago* (2 children) You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends. Primus~ "Make of that what you will." You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement. For example: "you would look good in some cement shoes" without cultural context, that doesn't imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that's a death threat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago 🤨 permalink fedilink source parent [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago DVP creampies, obviously. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago At least the orgy must have been fun permalink fedilink source parent [–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago Choo choo? permalink fedilink source parent [+] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] bababu@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago sperm can live longer permalink fedilink source parent [+] funkajunk@lemmy.world -15 points 1 day ago (1 child) Hoes be hoein permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago Yeah he does permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (1 child) let girls have him fun permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 44 points 1 day ago Make of that what you will. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 44 points 1 day ago Make of that what you will. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children) Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days. Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago I think he was slut contextualizing permalink fedilink source parent [–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 child) she fucked them both on the same day https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 child) Good for her. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 hours ago (1 child) One of them murdered her, so probably not that good... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 hours ago Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders. permalink fedilink source parent [–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 22 hours ago I'm not shaming her for being a slut, I'm shaming her for being so basic she can't use birth control properly permalink fedilink source parent [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 1 point 1 day ago (1 child) That's not how that math works... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus -7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children) If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter? Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago You can get pregnant the day after ovulation. Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period) [edit] more clear language on timing of second load permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent [+] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -6 points 1 day ago* (2 children) You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends. Primus~ "Make of that what you will." You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement. For example: "you would look good in some cement shoes" without cultural context, that doesn't imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that's a death threat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago 🤨 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago I think he was slut contextualizing permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 child) she fucked them both on the same day https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 child) Good for her. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 hours ago (1 child) One of them murdered her, so probably not that good... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 hours ago Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 child) Good for her. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 hours ago (1 child) One of them murdered her, so probably not that good... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 hours ago Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 point 9 hours ago (1 child) One of them murdered her, so probably not that good... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 hours ago Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 point 6 hours ago Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 22 hours ago I'm not shaming her for being a slut, I'm shaming her for being so basic she can't use birth control properly permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 1 point 1 day ago (1 child) That's not how that math works... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus -7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children) If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter? Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago You can get pregnant the day after ovulation. Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period) [edit] more clear language on timing of second load permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) What did they mess up? Seems like a reasonable max combining life span of sperm with ovulation period (you said the math is bad and not the biology) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus -7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children) If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter? Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago You can get pregnant the day after ovulation. Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period) [edit] more clear language on timing of second load permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent
[+] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus -7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children) If the sperm dies on day 5.... How do the 2 ovulation days matter? Edit: spaced about bottom of Dad 1 4.5 or whatever days before, then the other dude at very end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago You can get pregnant the day after ovulation. Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period) [edit] more clear language on timing of second load permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent
[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago You can get pregnant the day after ovulation. Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) Guy number 1 blows a load 5 days before day one of ovulation and guy two blows a load 48 hours after ovulation starts (tail end of the period) [edit] more clear language on timing of second load permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. Thanks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 child) Shame that guys’ #3, 4, and 5’s loads hit a wall and withered away slowly in the dark. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 point 1 day ago 6&7 did anal permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -6 points 1 day ago* (2 children) You're the one who brought up "slut shaming", hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends. Primus~ "Make of that what you will." You~ "Slut". You made it slut. Only you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement. For example: "you would look good in some cement shoes" without cultural context, that doesn't imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that's a death threat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago 🤨 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement. For example: "you would look good in some cement shoes" without cultural context, that doesn't imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that's a death threat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago DVP creampies, obviously. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago At least the orgy must have been fun permalink fedilink source parent
[+] funkajunk@lemmy.world -15 points 1 day ago (1 child) Hoes be hoein permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago Yeah he does permalink fedilink source parent