▲ 167 ▼ People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom. (self.mildlyinfuriating) submitted 2 weeks ago by HobbitFoot to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world 79 comments fedilink hide all child comments I specify men's restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don't involve a toilet seat.
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) I've literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don't lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray. Except I'm not a degenerate and I'll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed. thank you! permalink fedilink source parent [–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) No choice? Sit, it's more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mbp@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed. thank you! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) No choice? Sit, it's more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mbp@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra? permalink fedilink source parent