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People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom. (self.mildlyinfuriating)
submitted 2 weeks ago by to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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I specify men's restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don't involve a toilet seat.

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[–] 30 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane 
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole !

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat 
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole !

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Try to find the stand-up show ‘no cure for cancer’ this song is in it and the rest is insanely good,

    I want a restaurant only for men, naked men all sitting round a camp fire eating meat, straight off the cow. In fact bring me the whole cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!

    Or something like that.

    That and therapy,

    I’ll give you therapy, therapy is mowing the lawn and crying Edit; Found it No cure for cancer

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
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    I'm an asshole !

    No, you're a dick. An asshole would shit on the toilet seat...

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