409
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] platypode@sh.itjust.works 148 points 17 hours ago

The Appalachians have been mountains longer than North America has been a continent

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

And the white man brought inbreeding to those hallowed peaks and expects it to be celebrated

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

Deliverance wasn't a celebration of culture.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 104 points 17 hours ago

To the extent that a portion of the mountain chain that formed the Appalachian Mountains is in Europe. The Appalachians were a part of the Central Pangean mountain system, which makes them older than the Atlantic Ocean.

They’ve seen some shit.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 30 points 14 hours ago

That's kind of awesome to think about.

I'm picturing myself on Pangea. The mountains in front of me are taller than the Himalayas today. These are the Appalachians. Oh no, a dinosaur! Look out, duck! Huh, that's not a duck that's a QUETZALCOATLUS! Everybody run! How can we outrun a QUETZALCOATLUS?!?!?! AAAHHHHHH.

Isn't it beautiful?

[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

Wikipedia says they date back 480 million years, during the Ordovician period. I think the atmosphere would have been pretty breathable, but plants wouldn't conquer the land in a serious way for at least another 60 million years or so, with bugs following them. Nothing saw those mountains. If you time-traveled to the Pangean mountains, you would be the only being to ever observe them in their formative years. Eons would pass before the first plant set root at their feet. The sterile and desolate emptiness would be beyond human experience.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

The couple of people who've been on the moon have seen that kind of emptiness

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

I think the atmosphere would have been pretty breathable

HELLA breathable bruh..

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 6 hours ago

Did you just snap a pic in your uni's hallway

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago

but plants wouldn't conquer the land in a serious way for at least another 60 million years or so
...
Eons would pass before the first plant set root at their feet.

Pretty sure the mountains will still be there. Spoiler alert. I started at the end of the book.

you would be the only being to ever observe them in their formative years.
...
The sterile and desolate emptiness would be beyond human experience.

That's badass though. Except that we might be returning to that sterile and desolate emptiness here shortly.

Also, don't forget that fungi, algae, and lichen colonized dry land before the plants arrived, paving the way for them by eating rocks and pooping dirt.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

And as old as that is, sharks are older than the mountains.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Sharks are older that the North Star. Not as in Polaris wasn't pointing north yet when the sharks evolved, but as in it hadn't formed yet.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago

And through it all, the mountains can all agree.......trump is the biggest piece of shit they've ever heard of.

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago

They're older than Saturn's rings

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

So are sharks.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago

They're the bones of the world dawg. It's why there's so much spooky scary shit here (I live in Appalachia.)

[-] Spitefire@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

Not just the bones of the world, they're older than bones.

[-] sudoshakes@reddthat.com 22 points 10 hours ago

Older than trees.

Older than bones.

Drones from land masses that don’t exist anymore.

There are Appalachian mountains with coal seams and those are the younger ones, because they formed in some places before the land biomass that made coal and oil existed.

They contain layers of fossils from ancient whales back to small crustaceans.

480 million years ago trilobites were being heft out of the sea by the Appalachians.

The Appalachians existed for 20 million years before bearing witness to a million year long meteor shower from the L-chondrite debris, and witnessed the earth with rings of comet orbiting for eons.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago

This is th e best comment I've read on lemmy for a long time. Fascinating info and well written. Thanks for taking the time.

this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
409 points (94.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

41348 readers
3433 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS