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[–] 74 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Its not the height, it's the age. Thar be eldritch monsters in the Appalachians. Rockies is just aliens and (Gay) Bigfoot

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Hey now, do you really think all the eldritch monsters just stayed in the appalachians? No.

    Thats why there are skinwalkers in the rockies; they’re just wendigo that heard there were taller mountains forming in the west and decided to migrate over.

    /s

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