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[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Chipotle servers become self aware August 29th 2027...

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Oh sure, an extra cube of chicken? That’ll be 36 dollars

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

In order to destroy it's enemies, Chipotle-Net gives everyone in China explosive diarrhea, prompting a nuclear response that destroys the US defense system.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

ICBM (Intercontinental Burrito Missile)

[-] billgamesh@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

For some reason I read "server" and pictured the humans behind the counter

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2026
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