this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have four or five different types of scissors here, why am I single? Is it because my wife took the fabric scissors with her when we split up? I need to get new ones...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I could have spared myself a lot of loneliness with that simple trick!