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Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away
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I'm 5.5 and seem to have no problem at all, healthy diet, active lifestyle, and a decent personality goes along way. Proof of this is my 5.5 uncle, smoker, bigot, incel and generally not a likeable person, and he believes he's owed a relationship and equally has never really had one.
man, I had a coworker who was all of 5'3", a smoker, nerd (love me nerds), kinda annoying (to me) never worked out outside of our physically demanding job, and with an actual medically diagnosed BO problem he needed special deodorant for. He had a loving girlfriend for all the years I knew him. She was thin like he was, and they were like peas in a pod and spent thier time off gaming together. He was Kind, and helpful, same as she was.
There is a lid for every pot
A person who thinks they are entitled to a relationship will struggle hard to get one. No one is entitled to this.
I have a a friend so similar to this I'd wonder if it was the same guy, except my buddy is on the chubbier side. He has the loveliest women in his life just by being kind and a great listener.
There are people who want to be pissed and shit on, and other people who can only cum via balloon popping, and other people still who need extreme racism in the bedroom to get off...
And people think the hard line is 6 foot, which statistically makes 0 sense as there exist short people in perfectly happy relationships.