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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

I can't really see a pig dressing up to write code for cancer research. Maybe that's why the NIH has had funding cut

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lab coat, pocket protector, short sleeved plaid shirt, boom

(It’s the same for any non specialized science job)

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I wish we got lab coats. Those lucky mfs in wet lab get all the cool stuff

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Big Science doesn't want you to know this, but You can just buy lab coats!

You don't need a degree or anything, they just hand them out for money!

If dress code permits, I'd absolutely buy my own and wear it. If anyone complains, tell them we're doing research, and all sciences deserve lab coats!

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