▲ 172 ▼ If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society. (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 month ago by InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today 38 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (5 children) What are the sausages made of? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 month ago (2 children) The ones who won't wear clothes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] danekrae@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago I cannot condone murdering and eating nudists. permalink fedilink source parent [–] danekrae@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (3 children) Can you think of anything more demeaning than being ground up and stuffed inside your own intestines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Consider the chicken omelette. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago chicken chorizo omelette permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per... it sounds like leviticus to me but i'm going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i'm talking about. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea permalink fedilink source parent [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 1 month ago It's these little joys that make this job so satisfying. permalink fedilink source parent [–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago We don't talk about that. Would you like a slice? permalink fedilink source parent [–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago The unemployed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago probably tofu?i say you can still taste the muppet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 month ago (2 children) The ones who won't wear clothes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] danekrae@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago I cannot condone murdering and eating nudists. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago I cannot condone murdering and eating nudists. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (3 children) Can you think of anything more demeaning than being ground up and stuffed inside your own intestines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Consider the chicken omelette. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago chicken chorizo omelette permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per... it sounds like leviticus to me but i'm going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i'm talking about. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea permalink fedilink source parent [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 1 month ago It's these little joys that make this job so satisfying. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Consider the chicken omelette. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago chicken chorizo omelette permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago chicken chorizo omelette permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per... it sounds like leviticus to me but i'm going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i'm talking about. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 child) Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 1 month ago It's these little joys that make this job so satisfying. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago We don't talk about that. Would you like a slice? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago probably tofu?i say you can still taste the muppet permalink fedilink source parent