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[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago

What are the sausages made of?

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 47 points 17 hours ago

The ones who won't wear clothes.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 16 hours ago

I cannot condone murdering and eating nudists.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 8 points 13 hours ago

The unemployed.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Can you think of anything more demeaning than being ground up and stuffed inside your own intestines.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per... it sounds like leviticus to me but i'm going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i'm talking about.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea

[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 16 hours ago

Consider the chicken omelette.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

chicken chorizo omelette

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 14 hours ago

It's these little joys that make this job so satisfying.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

probably tofu?i say you can still taste the muppet

[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

We don't talk about that. Would you like a slice?

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