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If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society. (thelemmy.club)
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[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Can you think of anything more demeaning than being ground up and stuffed inside your own intestines.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

like i think there is an actual prohibition in the bible based on this idea. eating milk and meat from the same cow at the same time was/is a sin per... it sounds like leviticus to me but i'm going to be lazy and pretend i actually know what i'm talking about.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

Do not eat a kid in its mother's milk, yeah

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

thanks! i knew i had it close but y'know, it's not my religion it's not that important that i have it right in my day to day. i knew one of my internet buddies would have the correct idea

[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago

Consider the chicken omelette.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

chicken chorizo omelette

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 19 hours ago

It's these little joys that make this job so satisfying.

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