So, I forgot to tell the thing to stop getting this show. As a result, when the first ep of the new season dropped, it appeared and decided to watch it for a laugh.
I made it 11 minutes into it before shutting it down. Here's the breakdown:
Zoe Saldana in tight fitting athleisure gear working out while a supercut of cable news about how chaotic the world outside the US plays. 2-3 minutes
Zoe Saldana in the shower naked. very creepy lingering close up on mouths during her makeout session with husband. 2-3 minutes.
Incoherent exposition from good guy US Intelligentsia about how China is bad because communism is when US universities have chinese students. also foreigners studying in and paying tuition to US schools is just generally bad. 5-6 minutes.
Complex set piece action sequence of masked assailants kidnapping Zoe in broad daylight in DC. Very watchable if you like action sequences. 2-3 minutes.
Timeskip back 6 months: Several outrageously jacked dudes and models in undercover tight-fighting athleisure on a stakeout at a university. Intrigue with foreign national points to RUSSIA.
this is where i turned it off. the spycraft-intrigue was getting too convoluted to parse, and the idea that all these absurdly jacked meatheads in their 40s could blend into the backdrop of college students on campus despite all of them wearing an athleisure uniform of drab army colors was too much.
this show started out kinda dumb, premise wise, in season 1. and each season has become more deranged with the world building. it's like if they made a third sicario that was as divergently bonkers from sicario 2 as 2 was to 1. if that makes sense.
like imagine if you blended every alarmist headline on OAN about the world outside the US and constructed reality from that chopped, incoherent and undifferentiated goop of american exceptionalist excretions. with high production values, fancy establishing shots, and apparently a pretty big budget for complex action sequences with guns, explosions, civilian/military vehicles, equipment and fight choreography. like, they seriously build this world and it is scary/violent! if you meet someone who loves this show, they should be monitored.
it would be totally watchable if it wasn't 75-80% unwatchable exposition of randomly mixed crank politics, straight from the industrial blender at Banana Town.
So this is the slop stew of
distilled liberalism. Zoe really knows how to pick her projects.
yeah, it sucks because she's obviously incredibly talented and brings real energy and intense physicality to the most patently absurd project. like of course part of the ongoing B-plot is that this is her career and she's a career woman juggling/trying to "have it all" (happy kids+actualized spouse+professional success). so it's like a 90s sitcom, except Murphy Brown, in this case, is suddenly jumping on an unmarked state department jet to go kick in doors with some kill squad doing assassinations in Iran or Mexico or whatever. will she make it home to have dinner with the family? her hubby made sloppy joes!
also, nicole kidman is in it as an agency spymaster.
part of the absurdity is the waste of talent and resources to tell a spy-thriller story aimed at jibbering bozos.
I'm surprised someone as observant and critical as you managed to watch 3 seasons of this Paramount/Sheridan slop. I couldn't even make it through the trailer. It reminds me of all those high budget DoD propaganda "prestige drama" shows that Amazon pumps out that all blend together in my mind.
well, to be clear,
anyway, yeah it blows im not proud of my ability to sit through true garbage.
So Charlie's Angel's with the military