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[-] Triumph@fedia.io 175 points 22 hours ago

I have never understood the need to comment on porn of any kind.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago

I commented on one porn post here on Lemmy where the person was trying to look way too young. I commented in a reply to another comment that was saying it's kind of disgusting and wrong, because the intent is clear that they were trying to at least appear like a child. It doesn't really matter if they're actually of-age. It's like anime with the thousand year old dragon gir thing. If you're trying to create something erotic/pornographic while appearing like a child, that content doesn't need to exist.

That is I think the only time I've posted on porn.

[-] Zak@lemmy.world 139 points 22 hours ago

You probably also guessed that the stripper isn't actually attracted to you.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 80 points 22 hours ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 44 points 22 hours ago

Sorry you had to find out this way.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

But the escort actually likes me, right?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 26 points 20 hours ago
[-] jim3692@discuss.online 16 points 18 hours ago

Instructions unclear. My ford escort definitely hates me

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I'd hate you too if you were trying to clog up my tailpipe.

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 points 56 minutes ago

you need to focus! It's not time for a fiesta!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Idk depends on your next move methinks

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

High likelihood

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 21 hours ago

I don't need attraction, just the illusion thereof.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 11 points 21 hours ago

Maybe that's what's happening here too, the illusion of a pretty lady

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

I dont need my porn to be this realistic. I want some fantasy to.

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 41 points 20 hours ago

I've seen some funny comments, but the ones that are like "ur so hot" are baffling.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Also the "if you had to pick one" ones. Like it's a public forum and those are real people. Like I get the whole fantasy and thinking about which one you are most attracted to, but any kind of bonding with others around porn (that isn't just having sex while watching porn) just seems pathetic to me.

[-] dil@piefed.zip 5 points 17 hours ago

I used to think about pornstar id marry when I was like 11, they have kid me discoverng porn for the first time logic

[-] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 29 points 22 hours ago

It's a parasocial dopamine hit. It's like commenting on a Twitch stream. There's a fantasy that they'll notice and reply to you, and suddenly you'll be having a conversation with a famous attractive person.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

Sometimes, I think it’s like people yelling at someone in a horror movie “he’s right behind you!”

It prompts real feelings and reactions and they just have to let them out.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 17 hours ago

Interesting take, thanks for sharing. No sarcasm.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 22 hours ago

Ah so the same people who buy lottery tickets.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I've posted a few asking why they decided a macro shot of the dude's butthole was what we wanted to see.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 14 hours ago

Speak for yourself.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 18 hours ago

We never would have gotten such gems as "give her the dick" without them

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

Identifying the performer to find more of their material, or more of the same genre

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

This wouldn't be necessary if more of the Internet used AO3 tagging and category systems

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Ive been begging us to adopt booru-style tagging for videos for decades at this point.

(For the uninitiated, this would mean i could search something like "Brunette curly_hair -horse_penis score:>500" and get every video known to man with a curly haired brunette who does not interact with a horse penis and at least 500 people liked the video)

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