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[-] Zak@lemmy.world 122 points 17 hours ago

You probably also guessed that the stripper isn't actually attracted to you.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 68 points 17 hours ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago

Sorry you had to find out this way.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

But the escort actually likes me, right?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago
[-] jim3692@discuss.online 13 points 13 hours ago

Instructions unclear. My ford escort definitely hates me

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I'd hate you too if you were trying to clog up my tailpipe.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Idk depends on your next move methinks

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 16 hours ago

I don't need attraction, just the illusion thereof.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 10 points 16 hours ago

Maybe that's what's happening here too, the illusion of a pretty lady

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

I dont need my porn to be this realistic. I want some fantasy to.

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2026
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