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[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 17 points 2 hours ago

On the other hand, if a homeless junkie tells me that shooting heroin is a terrible idea, I'm inclined to take their words to heart.

"Don't do what I did"

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

Yes, but I, like many before me and many more to come, have played out the exact same classical tragedy:

Everyone: β€œDon’t stick your dick in crazy.”

Me: sticks dick in crazy

Chorus: β€œWoe be to our Hero, fallen to hubris, laid to waste! O! How defiant was he to the Gods and to the exhortations of his fellows! The sour reapings of his field of pride now taint his wine, a potted plant now lay shattered in his sink for some reason, and his Game boy Advance game collection now lay in the hands of the deceiver who hath no Game Boy, nor knowledge of their value, nor interest in gaming!”

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2026
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