Many French gardeners fill their plot with decorative cabbages instead of edible vegetables. (slrpnk.net)

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The whole thing is just for chou.

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[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Aren't decorative cabbages edible?

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Aren't decorative cabbages edible?

Whilst not a toxic vegetable in its natural state, an increase in intestinal gas can lead to the death of many small animals like rabbits due to gastrointestinal stasis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabbage 🤷

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

And soy does that to cattle unless it's toasted to get rid of the oligosaccharides. But we eat it just fine (with perhaps a bit extra gas).

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