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[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 45 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Flanking is seen as a totally valid positioning tactic in RTS. More like they want this to be like Lord of the Rings where two sides charge into each other in pitched battle (never really happened that much historically - usually it was much more harassing, holding chokepoints, kiting back, sieging and surrounding armies or pinning them against natural formations like rivers or oceans)

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

Even in LotR that attack happened because they expected cavalry to arrive at any moment and tear into the flanks of the orcs.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago

Don't forget tricking them into marching into fields of dry grass and then lighting them up qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

the aegon method

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 40 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The funniest shit is that the Lord of Rings books actually have very well-researched and well-written battles. The films changed that, because all of the maneuvering don't look as good on screen.

Edit: and also it resulted in Denethor turning from ruthless and very competent commander into a complete idiot.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

I read Atlas of Middle Earth and they actually go into the details of that war and i was like "wait a second, that's actually plausible logistics, tactics and strategy" but for some reason everyone only remember the quote that Sauron don't care how many of his troops die.

Two things strike me particularly: how little troops Gondor fielded in what was the existential conflict for them, pointing out that Gondor was actually sparsely inhabited shithole and that Numenoreans and their descendants were worst administrators ever. And second how Hobbit's Battle of Five Armies was a colossal blunder for Sauron's forces which most likely indirectly cost him the War of the Ring later.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

because all of the maneuvering don't look as good on screen.

I maintain that it could look awesome on screen but no Hollywood director is brave enough to be the first person to do it (and also it would be hella expensive) so we're stuck with people running at each other and breaking off into one-on-one duels for eternity.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

If someone does a good realistic medieval battle, I'll proclaim him the most innovative director ever.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Sorry all youre getting is Nolan slop

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