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Told my W40k nerd coworker that if I was born a human in that universe I'd try and defect to the Tau. He said: "so you'd rather be a house cat than a lion?" (hexbear.net)

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Lion? If you're a human in 40k you're more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I'll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they'll give me little human treats.

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[-] orlando@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

what's their true name?

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You wouldn't be able to pronounce it. Imagine the sound of a million ball gags gagging, millions of cheeks clapping and you may begin to comprehend but the first syllable.

[-] orlando@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

well at least that's safe for you

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