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Told my W40k nerd coworker that if I was born a human in that universe I'd try and defect to the Tau. He said: "so you'd rather be a house cat than a lion?" (hexbear.net)
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Lion? If you're a human in 40k you're more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I'll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they'll give me little human treats.

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[-] orlando@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

its potentially above what the average American gets.

lol, i expdected "40k inhabitant" but you went for the jugular.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

yeah T'au life is unironically better than much of the modern planet Earth, let alone the hell of the 41st century

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