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[–] 201 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    But what do you do now that there's no queen?

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  • [–] 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Or.....Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House.... Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,

    ...this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?

    Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast....

    Who else?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Are you Irish, by any chance?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)