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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 41 points 1 month ago

Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or.....Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House.... Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,

...this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?

Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast....

Who else?

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[–] MurderHobo 4 points 1 month ago

Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, the Indian dude constantly setting off my Microsoft Authenticator

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 month ago

Clive Palmer and Rupert Murdoch

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[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 month ago

Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

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