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I sort of do this to my wife. She’s unbearably hot. Also sort of hates strangers.
I’m kind of the attention seeker, but she will dress up for me sometimes. Last year we went to a Halloween party where she wore a black skin-tight snakeskin patterned catsuit. She also had on a horned black mask - she was a hot dragon.
This story is worthless without pics of your wife.
Tru, plus this link is kinda sus..
Alas, like a dragon, there are some elements of my (and others) privacy that I hoard.
I mean if we're asking, I'll take one of Mr Husband. He sounds hot.
/j
Damn bro here flexing on us with their actual dragon girl gf
If we ever get the neon soaked cyberpunk future we deserve I'm buying several of these, damn
You absolutely should.
But as a word of advice: take really, really good measurements multiple times at different times of the day and rely on the largest measurement collected for a given area. Also, only buy one the first time you purchase.
(The latter thing didn’t bite us, but could have. The elbows, of all places, are a touch too small and after about an hour start to become uncomfortable.)
Edit: One last thing! If you’re going for a full body look and planning to actually wear it for a bit, get the crotch zipper, so you don’t have to strip to pee. (I didn’t because I kept thinking I wasn’t gonna boink her while she wore it, because I have a one track mind, and that was a dumb decision.)