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this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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How else do you force it out at quick as possible? Takes concentration. You need to close your mouth and push out with your poo muscles while simultaneously trying to force air out of your closed mouth. As illustrated this advanced shitting can make your entire face turn very red, then get super pale. It's because all of the toxins are leaving with the poo.
Your first few times you'll start to feel light headed, perhaps very light headed. Just keep your mouth closed and keep pushing as hard as you can. That's the feeling of the toxins being pulled from your blood and organs. It's very healthy.
Pretty sure my step son used this tutorial, he passed out on the toilet once.
Glad to hear he's trying to keep up with the latest medical advances in shitting. ^^
aneurysm speedrun any %
You misspelled it, the brochure I got says it's called "Analeurysm", and is the certified medical practice of releasing all the toxins your body otherwise pulls from the air through osmosis and accumulates for no real reason through your anus.
I heard about from the health blogger who sells me snake oil wellness shakes. To be honest, I was a bit skeptical at first, but I asked my Chiropractor when I took my 6 week old infant child in for the adjustment of the newborn, soft, still malleable and forming bones in his back that he'd told me the week before all babies need so they don't develop crickets and he assured me that Analeurysm is 100% legit and even hooked me up with the brochure at a discount.
I try to always follow the latest medical science, and Chiropractors are legally allowed to call themselves doctors, so we can all be sure they know their medical science and are all straight shooters who can be trusted al your infant's spine, the latest breakthroughs in shitting, and all of our money. ๐