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[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

My wife and I were talking about a draft for Iran and whether they would widen the age range they're looking for and try to draft me. I said that if they tried, I would promise them that if they handed me a gun that I would use it to kill as many high ranking American officers as I could because I'm much more dangerous than a pacifist or conscientious objector; I will actively sabotage a war that I don't believe in and that I'm forced to participate in. So I think they'd let me stay home. If you force me to give my life for a cause, I'm gonna be the one to pick the cause.

[-] The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago

I think they would give you a new room, not much furnishings though.

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