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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

My favorite comment today lol

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