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[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Man, hate it when I accidentally set my fleshlight down in grandma's resting place, just for one moment and it's permanently stained. And after I spent so much money on it too ๐Ÿ˜”

Don't have the funds for a new one so sorry grandma, this is what its gonna be ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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