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[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Did...did they just cum on the dresser?

JD Vance cheating on the couch.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

He got into a fight with the couch and told 'her' that he'd be tabling the discussion for later.

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026

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