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[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Five or six months of people to hang out with on the water, every now and then an hj from some bored girl while her friends swim and then you get six months to chill and recuperate to prepare for next year's socializing season. Almost makes a boat seem worth it.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

Just like a pool it's better to have a friend with a boat then own one.

Also there's a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it's worth it.

Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that's a fucking full time job, f that.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

But then you have to live in satan's armpit...

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

You cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

This explains waterfowl.

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