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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 85 points 10 hours ago

Definitely satire.

"We had 847 AGPL dependencies blocking our acquisition. MalusCorp liberated them all in 3 weeks. The due diligence team found zero license issues. We closed at $2.3B."

Marcus Wellington III Former CTO, Definitely Real Corp (Acquired)

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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 34 points 10 hours ago

There's also the nice "trust us" under is it legal?

Its a parody on how all of the data was stolen in the first place, also I caught some subtle nids to how fucked the maintenance will be.

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 hours ago

It feels like an art installation that actually can be used if someone really wanted to sabotage their business by creating a dependency on an unfixable mess. I truly believe there might be a substantial amount of business idiots out there who think all of this is a good idea lol

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