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I'd rather roll naked on a mat covered in legos
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As much as I love HEB their hiring process required this and I fucking cringed so hard.
I've never felt more like a pleb. Dance for the camera monkey. Maybe we'll consider you.
Also give me your social before you can hit submit.
Fucking Lowe's won't even let you submit. You have to go through an AI agent and have a conversation with them to apply as they ask you the questions you use to be able to just fill out.
I'm tired boss...
Lol so we all got the same REI email. That was where my application process stopped. I just asked for more hours at my first job and they changed my position to the morning shift. Fuck applications. The place I work for now, I only sent my resume and asked to do a trial shift; I'm not jumping through hoops on a unicycle.