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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite, Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country (www.huffpost.com)
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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 5 days ago

That's because the parasite got into Ole Gravel Gullet's brain, fucked the dead worm, and then hijacked his last 6 brain cells to make the old bastard his puppet.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

that worm, is called HEROIN it destroyed his brain, and he used heroin to drive one of his family members to OD.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago

A crazy person can have more than one thing be wrong with him. Maybe the Trump Diarrhea parasite came for the heroin but stayed for the worm carcass?

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