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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 43 points 1 day ago

Why stop at feeding? Where's the penis and vagina tubes? We might as well be jorkin' it too if all the rich and powerful are.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

Pleasure? I think not.

[-] aarch0x40@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago

It does mention “all the other tubes”. I wonder if it will be THX 1138 style.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago

I hope its like a Geigeresque device that makes us sit shrimp style and cups backwards from our gooches to our mouths.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Alexa, play Spankfest 8.

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