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I’ve have never heard of this happening when these memes come up so my wiener might be broke but I can’t pee sitting down. All of my pee won’t come out and I have to lean down and stretch my peen so it all comes out. If I don’t and stand up I’ll literally pee on the floor.
Leaning forward is easier for your bladder to empty.
Sitting also gives better access to push on the part between the balls and butthole which can reduce post piss drippage.
I feel like standing helps with that more because you aren't confined by the size of the bowl.
I scoot forward or slide back to get a finger down there if needed, usually scooting back and going in from the side of the package. If my business is done i can slide back far enough that my butthole is over the seat and spread pretty wide. When standing i got my pants and underwear in the way and gotta bend the knees and spread the thighs a bit to get a good angle while trying to aim that last squirt.