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Imagine shooting a load and it crawls back up your dick for some reason.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
https://youtu.be/gtPxuC60GU4
You saw this and decided to share it.
It would probably be as scary to be a girl having her first sex.
Or ever. Unprotected sex meaning you have to fish out the little bugger, though it'd make avoiding unwanted pregnancy easier. You'd just need a little net, maybe a bait trap.
I recognise that name
No
:(
LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why not?
How does it crawl back after i swallow
Just watch baby