Please tell me i'm not the only one who still finds this ridiculous and believes that only a court of law can determine guilt?
I think you're over thinking this. If you don't want to give a percentage, and you don't want to point out what is different about this accusation from any other one... Then it just feels like you don't care about the accusation. You say you have a bullshit detector, but you haven't really brought up what part is bullshit other than the timing.