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I got asked out by 5 women yesterday... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I was definitely in the wrong bathroom

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[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The phrasing doesn't seem to make sense. No one asks you "out" in this situation, they usually scream and call the police. At least that's my experience.

[-] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Maybe better if it was like "I was asked if I wanted to get out of here by 5 ladies yesterday"

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026

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