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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by duderium@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I know this sounds really ignorant but it seems like the news has slowed wayyyy down in the last week or two, and I suspect it’s because the USA is about to run out of gasoline and the bourgeoisie doesn’t know what to do about it. Maybe the world cup has something to do with it, maybe that’s a factor in other countries, but Americans generally don’t care about the world cup even though it’s being held in the USA. Is this just me or have others noticed the news slowdown and what could the reason be?

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

I'm honestly surprised there wasn't another psyop foiled trump assassin plot. We normally get them on the weekends. Unless the fbi is out of money.

[-] BuhbyeLittleGumshoe@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

all the chud-woke lone gunmen they had lined up spent all their case officer’s money on kratom at some gas station on the way to DC and it was a big fuckup

[-] TheSovietOnion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

The intern in charge of triggering that piece of stage ceiling sat on the button a day early and foiled the last attempt

[-] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Maybe it accidentally succeeded and they're keeping it quiet

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