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"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot (startrek.website)

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[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

If you mash all the numbers in your birthday together like ddmmyyyy, there's a cool trick you can do with the new 8-digit number.
Send me your special birthday number and I'll show you what I mean.

[-] Steve@communick.news 1 points 30 minutes ago

01011970?

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026

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