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Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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[-] raindrop1988@lemmy.ml 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Something that was difficult to capture in the post is the sheer level of sarcasm in my tone when I ‘agree’ to their timeline.

[-] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 18 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

[Not the original commenter]

Sarcasm is not a great way to communicate in general, and it's especially not a good look in the workplace.

I get this is the only glimpse we have of the situation and perhaps your history has taught you that this is the only way to move forward with this person, so dont tahe this to hesrt if so... but from just this post here you are the one contributing most to the poor communication and planning.

Addition: well, I kinda missed the community you posted in. My bad! Feel free to ignore this unsolicited piece of advice.

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 8 points 17 hours ago

I deeply dislike sarcasm. It's neither funny nor helpful.

There was a guy I worked with that was pretty much always sarcastic.[1]. I'd ask him if he'd written the run book yet and he'd say like "Yes, it's written in the style of a sonnet with hand drawn illustrations", and I'd be like "I don't know if that means you wrote it or not". Everything with him took extra steps because his communication was such a swamp of insincerity.

[1] well, when I asked him to stop being sarcastic he said it wasn't sarcasm. He was merely being ironic. Nonsense.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 15 hours ago

Just take his word as straight as you can make it. Mail to management that Mr. Sarcasm (in CC) said the document was written with added graphics. Then wait for the inevitable "I didn't mean it like that".

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Yes, exactly. Adding consequence is always a good way to make someone change their behavior.

Works wonders with my kids. If there's no consequence, there's no change.

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

I have a similar coworker. Tries to be funny with sarcasm but that doesn’t translate well with slack messages, and he ends up sounding like an asshole instead.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah sarcasm not registering in text is like 95% of the reason I finally started using "lol". That and typing "hahaha" makes me feel like an evil robot. Hahaha

[-] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 4 points 17 hours ago

Sounds really frustrating.

Ironic that he didn't know the definition of sarcasm while employing it so heavily...

[-] wretched@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

Simpson's comic book guy vibes

[-] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then (sarcastically).

Or

Me, sarcastically: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Seems easy to me.

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